And the 2006 winner of Best Responder to "Erik's web-based log...a 'blog if you will" goes to:
Drum roll please...
SEAN MCMAHON
Look at this guy. What is his deal? He looks like an out-of-work porn star who recently found work, and then got fired again. And oh by the way Sean, the homeless guy we always see outside of the Dupont Circle Metro called. He wants his t-shirt back.
But all joking aside, Sean has developed quite a skill for blog commentilization. No matter the subject matter, Sean finds a way to make his voice heard (albeit only by the 5 people who read this damn thing but whatever). Here are a few of his 2006 highlights:
-Re: Iranian Holocaust denial: "Will there be feats of strength?! What about airing of grievances? I've got some grievances to air!
-Re: Hebrew University Man Day 2K6: "You guys played the cracker game didnt you? You're disgusting."
-Re: The new U2 Best-Of album: "Who-ooo-oooooh-ooooo cares? Bono likes sweaty mens." (PS: Notice the use of the word "mens" with an "s" at the end. Brilliant maneuver)
-Re: The aesthetic nature of the Hebrew University campus: "You suck! Syracuse is the most beautifulest city in the entire world. Is Faegans still there?"
So there you have it. As this year's winner, Sean walks away with $10,000 as well as a new baby boy recently acquired off the black market:
You take care of that kid, Sean! And a hearty congratulations from the staff of "Erik's web-based log...a 'blog if you will."
-E
1 comment:
I have had that shirt since sophomore year. The mustache has been around since birth.
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