S.O.S.

This is worse than terrorism. Worse than whacked-out religious nutts. Even worse than the day Don Rumsfeld had today. Seriously, I'm on the verge of a complete psychological breakdown...

It's been out almost a week and I still haven't seen Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan. Considering Lethal Weapon pretty much just got to Israel last week, I think it'll be a little while before Borat makes his way to Holy Land theatres. Which is ironic, of course, because Sasha Baron Cohen's mother is Israeli.




The degree to which I am depressed about this can hardly be described. I've been waiting three years for this "moviefilm." Therefore, I am sending out an S.O.S. to anyone who has access to a website where it can be downloaded or a bootleg DVD copy...PLEASE send it my way. At this point you can even send the drama club from the local junior high school to act out the funnier scenes in the movie. I'm that desperate.

Anyways, thanks for the help.

Yegshemesh,
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