You know, I don't get it. Since when are you not allowed to ask a Chinese man where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we getting a little too sensitive here? If someone asks me, "which direction is Israel," I don't go flying off the handle.

-Jerry Seinfeld


Sunday, September 03, 2006

THIS is school???

I know what you're about to say...

"Is Erik at an institution of higher learning? Or summer camp?"

First of all, as I've told many of you, I never went to summer camp so I have no frame of reference. I also never had a dog or went to Disney World. But I'm not bitter.

Second, it's not my fault they turned the Lerner Sports Complex into an amusement park one day last week. After a very strenuous day of ulpan, I went with my friends Drew and Jeff to the gym. To our surprise, we found that the pool and garden area had been turned into WaterWorld. Helllllllo Slip and Slide!

Anyways, the three of us put on quite a show for the little Israeli kids who apparently had never seen three grown men prancing around rubber water slides like giddy seven year olds.

No injuries were reported.



Goggles, check. Swimsuit, check. Dignity, uhh...
I'll get back to you on that one.



Me studying.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

IN for DEE-ner

Anonymous said...

IN for DEE-ner

Anonymous said...

Hey Cuz! It's Stephanie. Dad passed on your link. Now the Levis clan can stalk, I mean, follow your journey. What's your MySpace link btw? Email me so I can add you! Sunparrot99@hotmail.com is my addy.